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I'm Caleb, 20 year old dude who likes writing, reading, music, movies, and basically everything else that's fun and pretty. I type like I talk, which means a lot of apostrophes an' shortened words. I'm also very bad at describing myself. So I suppose if there's somethin' you wanna know, just shoot me an ask and I'll tell ya.

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its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one


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When I get bored, I start thinking weird thoughts.

Like, “what if, instead of classic inspirational quotes, Zen Pencils made dynamic comics around dril tweets?”

Original comics/art by Gavin Aung Than

Words by dril






the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

You still rely on your nondominant hand for a lot of things. For writing, it holds the paper steady. Just one use.

no thats called a fucking desk who holds their paper when they write wtf

Um a lot of people. When I shift my hand to continue writing, the paper moves with it, so I have to hold it steady. It being on a desk doesn’t make a difference.

Posted 1 hour ago With 68,906 notes


Cartoon characters’ first appearances versus most recent appearances.


i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014


This is why we need sex education